Birthday: July 27th...or so my parents tell me Why I Love Music: It gives me inspiration for my interpretive dance class Interests: Old movies, lots of books, and finding the world's best honey mustard Musical Tastes: My myspace band "Drunken Elf Magic" is on hiatus Best Thing About Living In The Upstate: The Walmart cashiers Favorite Hang Out: The Max Tattoos: I was never big on tats...don't think you can nail that job interview with a neck tattoo of Hulk Hogan What Annoys You About Other People: Lots of things: talking on your Bluetooth when you have your hands free, talking so loud that everyone can hear about
your horrible weekend, and idiot drivers cutting me off in their IROC TV Show You Secretly Enjoy: I love to scare my wife by watching "A Haunting" on the Discovery Channel...pretty sick, huh? Buried or Cremated: Buried with all my Michael J. Fox memorabillia Your First Car: a 1986 Renault....google it and you'll feel sorry for me Last Thing You Bought: Just Joe's lunch...Joe's car payment....Joe's rent....he's very needy. Favorite Cheese: Velveeta...it's like I can hear myself getting fatter. (Tommy Boy) Right or Left Handed: Leftie Greatest Fear: Not being able to finish this bio without breaking down because I got beat up for stealing Tom Steele's parking space. Favorite Expression: Contempt
