ABOUT ME

MySpace Address:  myspace.com/porterb937.com

City I was Born:  Orlando              

Shoe Size:  10 1/2

Nickname:  that guy

Movie that Made me Cry:  Dancing Outlaw

Allergies:  Suits and ties

Best Friend at Work:  Youtube and Google

Worst Fear:  Having a #2 overflow at  a strangers house

Person I Hate Most:  Micheal Moore, Oprah, Manny Ramirez, Tom Hanks

Awards I’ve Won:  Most likely to be a weekend radio personality circa 1998 (what are the chances?)

Why I’m Interesting:  Because I’m a Dungeons and Dragons master level 3rK. Mmmm, sad realization sinking in

FAVORITES:

Book:  Best to go with authors, Kurt Vonnegut, CS Lewis, David Sedaris, Shel Siverstein, et al

Vacation Destination:  I’m up for about anything except maybe Dollywood

Place to Shop:  ebay

Comfort Food:  Never slept in food, but mac and cheese sounds like a comfortable place to take a snooze

Hang Out Spot:  Depends on the shorts I’m wearing

Subject in School:  Satire in film

Season:  Baseball

Website:  b937online.com I love shameless plugs except on Shatner

BEST IN TOWN:

Burger:  5 Guys             

Coldest Drink:  City Tavern (they have adult oriented slurpees)

Pizza:  Tito’s

Home Cooking:  My house

Local Musician:  Me and the little lady

Place to Sit Outdoor:  In a chair

Million Dollar Expansion Bridge:  Still under construction from my living room to the bathroom