Santa’s coming in a few days!

Here are a few tips to get what you want this christmas:

 1. Leave plenty of milk and cookies out. Or in case Santa went vegan this year, better get some cucumbers

 2. Don’t try and sneak downstairs to get a peak at Santa. The man really hates crowds

 3. BELIEVE! Cause you don’t want to end up like this kid on Christmas day..

What is wrong with us? Now we’re buying contacts for our cats so they can see better?? Ya…cause thats a good move. Let’s make it easier for them to scratch up my polyester couch and calf muscle..

For her 16th birthday, your girl Miley Cyrus wanted a $75,000 Mercedes. Mom and Dad said no go, so instead she got her mom’s hand me down Porsche. Miley says “I didn’t get the one I wanted, but I got the old car which wasn’t so bad because it was a Porsche…It was a pretty good hand me down”

I wouldn’t complain. At least her first car wasn’t set on fire by some religious group because I had power windows and the A/C actually worked. Some people can be so immature..

I asked listeners to send in a picture of what they were doing while listening to my show weeknights starting at 7p. Send in your pic to justjoe@b937online.com!

Kellie’s dog bella was driving her car..I guess?

Chase’s baby Erin was eating dinner and locking eyes with her sippy cup..

 This lady was working hard at her job..or she was updating her Facebook profile.. not exactly sure

 Caitlyn was doing some homework..

 And this chick was suposidly on her way to a booty call..

When you’ve already been on the road 9+ hours, you start getting delusional. See below for example:

Hope you and the fam have a glorious turkey day! Good luck fighting the Tripdaphan..thats the stuff that’s in the turkey that makes you want to take a nap. 

Where’s my binky??

We said goodbye to a true staple in pop music and pop culture last night. “TRL” aired their last show in Times Square in front of thousands outside — and inside, a packed studio audience.  For someone who watched TRL religiously when I’d come home from school, I was hungry to know what was happening with our favorite songs and artists and how they were doing on the charts. It was so much a launching platform for artists like Eminem, 50 cent, Fall Out Boy, Nysnc, Britney, Backstreet Boys and many more. One of the reasons I got into radio, was to one day be a VJ for TRL. I even sent in an audition tape in 2002 when they were looking for new hosts. I was hoping to catch a break someday and get a call from MTV and they would say…”Hey Joe, want to count from 10-1”?  Looks like I might be delayed for a little bit now.

Here’s to you TRL! A show that was all about the music, no matter what genre you were into.

It’s been almost 1 week since we found out we’re getting a new President. Everyone is estatic about Barack Obama taking over in January! It’s gonna be good I’m thinking. I mean, not only is this guy a great leader, but he has put aside his differences with Sarah Palin and together are competing in next season’s Dancing With The Stars…

Good to see you. What a beautiful weekend we just had here in Gville..frickin awesome! So grand, that I dusted off the ‘ol golf clubs and hit up the driving range. Hittin the ball pretty solid these days, not gonna lie. I’m feeling good about taking on Chase next time we tee em up!

although, I guarantee I lose 13 balls in the process

Finally! my very own Blog page. I would fight with Dino over writing blogs every other day. not really actually. he’s always yelling at me to write more. its like a marriage with that guy. I dont think its meant to be..

Check out my new scooter I just bought. This hog gets 85 miles a gallon. Even though gas is actually not bad like it was last month, its still fun to drive around. Unless a semi-truck is behind you. Then its not so fun anymore :[

Ernie the Scooter is pictured below: